Pump-kin
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Subject: Bad Halloween jokes
Where does Dracula water ski?
In Lake Erie, off course.
What do you get when you divide the circumference
of a jack-o-lantern by it's diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
People who play the stock market get happy on Halloween. Why? Its ticker
treat night!
Why was the student vampire tired in the morning?
Because he was up all night studying for his
blood test!
Why don't mummies go on vacations?
Because they might relax and unwind!!
-Ben
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