This reminded me of the one recently about the gal getting the driving ticket.
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>An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and
>settled down in their old neighborhood and are celebrating their
>fiftieth wedding anniversary. They walk down the street to their
>old school. There, they hold hands as they find the old desk
>they'd shared and where he had carved "I love you, Sally."
>
>On their way back home, a bag of money falls out of an armored
>car practically at their feet. She quickly picks it up, but
>they don't know what to do with it so they take it home. There,
>she counts the money, and it's fifty thousand dollars.
>
>The husband says, "We've got to give it back."
>
>She says, "Finders keepers" and she puts the money back in the
>bag and hides it up in their attic.
>
>The next day, two FBI men are going door-to-door in the
>neighborhood looking for the money and show up at their home.
>They say, "Pardon me, but did either of you find any money that
>fell out of an armored car yesterday. ?"
>
>She says, "No."
>
>The husband says, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."
>
>She says, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."
>
>But the agents sit the man down and begin to question him. One
>says, "Tell us the story from the beginning."
>
>The old man says, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from
>school yesterday..."
>
>The FBI guy looks at his partner and says, "We're outta here..."
>
>
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