If an XML programer profaned, would he/she get their mouth washed out with SOAP?
Didja know that Cleopatra used CF, then switched to M$ and was bitten by an ASP?
Fathers use JPEG, but choosy mothers choose GIF.
Nursery rhymes use a special Microsoft format - Hickory-dickory-DOC files.
Shakespeare couldn't connect to the db with his plays - is that Much ADO About Nothing?
Microsoft software isn't delivered by truck - it comes in a CAB.
Nude photos shouldn't be JPEG files, but are always RAW.
I've been writing some script files, guess that made me more BAT-ty than usual.
;-)
-Ben
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