"Mr. Secretary, isn't it true that only about 13% of all Americans under the age of 25 know where Iraq is on a map?"
"Yes, that's true - but unfortunately for you - they're all Marines."
"Greenspan"
Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan said he would be willing to serve another term.
Greenspan went on to say, "Where else would I get a job in this economy?"
~ Conan O'Brien
"TV News"
A newscaster interrupted scheduled programming. "More on candidates at 10 P.M.," he said. The ten-year-old boy looked at his father in disbelief and said,
"I didn't know they could call politicians 'morons' on national television!"
-Ben
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