>  >> Portland Transportation Director Jeffrey Monroe said
> passengers should make sure their carry-on bags don't contain
> items that could raise a security alert.
>
> It's a FLUTE!  A flute!  I thought I got heck for packing my Bat'leth.
>
> - Jim

"I *swear* it's not a pipe bomb!  If I don't touch it for long enough it
might hurt some ears though..."

Too funny, where's the director?

Hatton

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