Made me think of a similar one that I enjoy:
Two men sit drinking in the bar at the top of the Empire State Building. One turns to the other and says, "You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so intense that they carry you around the building and back into the window."
The bartender overhears this, and just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping down the bar.
The 2nd Man says, "What? Are you nuts? There is no way that could happen!"
The 1st Man says,"No, it's true, let me prove it to you." He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and careens to the street below. When he passes the 10th floor,the high wind whips him around the building and back into the 10th floor window, where he takes the elevator back up to the bar.
The 2nd Man tells him,"You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but that must have been a one-time fluke."
The 1st Man says,"No, it isn't. I'll prove it again!" And again he jumps and hurtles toward the street where the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window. Once upstairs he urges his fellow drinker to try it.
The 2nd Man says,"Well, what the heck, it works, I'll try it." He jumps over the balcony, plunges downward, and passes the 11th.......10th.......9th......and hits the sidewalk with a 'splat'.
Back upstairs, the Bartender turns to the other drinker and says, "You know, Superman, you're a real jerk when you're drunk!"
Cheers,
Matthew
-----Original Message-----
From: Marlon Moyer [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Tuesday, January 20, 2004 10:59 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: cd/mp3 discman
Reminds me of the joke about how the Flash is running around town and spies
wonder woman naked on a lounge chair sunbathing. He speeds in does his
thing and leaves in a "flash". Wonder woman says, "What was that?" The
invisible man says, "I don't know, but my a$$ sure is sore!"
--
marlon
"And Bobby you are right, I am being selfish, but the last time I checked,
we don't have a whole lot of songs that feature the cowbell!"
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Andre Turrettini [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Tuesday, January 20, 2004 10:39 AM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: RE: cd/mp3 discman
>
> for some reason, you just made me think of porn and of the xmen. Now I
> dont
> watch much porn but you could combine those two and you'd get some sick
> pay
> per view action. I think thered be a lot of money there. Hmm, feeling a
> bit random right now.
>
> DRE
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Kevin Graeme [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Tuesday, January 20, 2004 9:02 AM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Re: cd/mp3 discman
>
>
> xm radio gets you more women???
>
> -Kevin
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Andre Turrettini" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent: Tuesday, January 20, 2004 9:48 AM
> Subject: RE: cd/mp3 discman
>
> > maybe consider xm radio?
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Ben Densmore [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > Sent: Tuesday, January 20, 2004 8:40 AM
> > To: CF-Community
> > Subject: RE: cd/mp3 discman
> >
> >
> > How many women do you have? ;-)
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Smith, Matthew P -CONT(CSC) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >
> > Sent: Tuesday, January 20, 2004 10:28 AM
> > To: CF-Community
> > Subject: cd/mp3 discman
> >
> > One of my women was kind enough to bring over her old stereo for my pool
> > room. The amp is solid and the speakers sound surprisingly good, but
> > unfortunately the 3 disc changer is really dodgy. Luckily, it is a
> > separate piece and the receiver has rca inputs.
> >
> > So, my plan is to get a little Discman that plays both cd and mp3 disks
> > and go with that. I can use it in the house, and also take it on the
> > road with me.
> >
> > I'm not looking to spend a huge amount, but I don't mind spending extra
> > for something nice. Haven't had a chance to shop yet; I plan on
> > checking out Amazon when I get home. I'm guessing about $100 at the
> > most, with entry level's at around $30-$50?
> >
> > Also, I know I can get a RCA to headphone-plug adapter, but since that
> > uses the Discmans internal amp which adds a little THD, I would love one
> > that has rca outs. Not a biggie, but it would be nice.
> >
> > Any recommendations, caveats, etc on brands and types?
> >
> > Also, I know there are flash memory and HD players out there, but I'm
> > not sure if I want to spend that much. /goes back to drooling over ipod
> >
> > Thanks,
> >
> > Matthew
> >
> > _____
> > _____
> >
> >
> >
> _____
>
>
>
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