>> > >
>> > > > >70 above (23 C)
>> > > > >Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
>> > > > >Canadians go swimming in the Lakes.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >60 above (16 C)
>> > > > >North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
>> > > > >Canadians plant gardens.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >50 above (10 C)
>> > > > >Californians shiver uncontrollably.
>> > > > >Canadians sunbathe.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >40 above (5 C)
>> > > > >Italian & English cars won't start.
>> > > > >Canadians drive with the windows down.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >32 above
>> > > > >Distilled water freezes. (0 C)
>> > > > >Lake Superior's water gets thicker.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >20 above (-5)
>> > > > >Florida puts on coats, thermal under wear, gloves, and woolly hats.
>> > > > >Canadians throw on a flannel shirt.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >15 above (-10 C)
>> > > > >Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
>> > > > >Canadians have the last?? Cook out before it gets cold.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >0 degrees (-18 C)
>> > > > >People in Miami all die...
>> > > > >Canadians lick the flagpole.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >20 below (-30 C)
>> > > > >Californians fly away to Mexico.
>> > > > >Canadians get out their winter coats.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >40 below (-36 C)
>> > > > >Hollywood disintegrates.
>> > > > >The Girl Scouts in Canada are selling cookies...door to door.
>> > > > >And Winnipeggers are still barbecuing
>> > > > >
>> > > > >60 below (-51 C)
>> > > > >Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
>> > > > >Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it
>> gets
>> > cold
>> > > > >enough.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >80 below (-63 C)
>> > > > >Mt. St. Helens freezes.
>> > > > >Canadians rent some videos.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >100 below (-74 C)
>> > > > >Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
>> > > > >Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw the beer keg.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >297 below (-184 C)
>> > > > >Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
>> > > > >Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >460 below (-275 C)
>> > > > >ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
>> > > > >People in Winnipeg start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
>> > > > >
>> > > > >500 below[Jason Lorette] (-297 C)
>> > > > >Hell freezes over.
>> > > > >The Leafs win the Stanley Cup
>>
--
Larry C. Lyons
========================================================
Life is Complex. It has both real and imaginary parts.
========================================================
Chaos, Panic and Disorder. My work here is done.
[Todays Threads] [This Message] [Subscription] [Fast Unsubscribe] [User Settings]
