Its all part of the secret Canadian plan to take over the world. By getting
rid of all the Canadian Darwin award nominees, it improves Canadians in
general. In a very short time, a generation or two at the most, Canadians
will be immeasurably superior to the Americans. And so they can just walk in
and take over the US. And who will complain, because Canadians are all nice
guys eh!
Of course now that you know of the real secret plan, we'll have to kill you.
larry
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Duane Boudreau [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Thursday, February 26, 2004 11:42 AM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: RE: New Darwin Award recipient
>
>
> Ah.... Those crazy canucks eh?!? :)
>
> Duane
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Howie Hamlin [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Tuesday, February 24, 2004 2:25 PM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: New Darwin Award recipient
>
>
> A CARLETON University engineering student participating in a
> spitting contest with friends plunged 11 floors off a
> downtown high-rise to his death late Saturday night. Ameer
> "AJ" Jinah was celebrating his 20th birthday in his
> 11th-floor apartment at 199 Kent St. with about a dozen
> friends when the accident happened at about 11 p.m.
>
> Police said it appears Jinah took a running start to try to
> spit further than his two friends when he unintentionally
> vaulted himself over the balcony railing.
>
> "It was purely accidental," said Ottawa police Sgt. Joe
> Simpson. "Momentum carried him beyond."
>
> Police said alcohol was being consumed at the party.
>
http://www.canoe.ca/NewsStand/OttawaSun/News/2004/02/23/357639.html/
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