including "Rev. Billy Bob, pastor of Church of the
Prime Rate, Member FDIC, Some Assembly Required,
Batteries Not Included, say A-MONEY !!!"
:-)
-Ben
>Now for those of you that know me this is a real hoot..
>
>Rick
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: danelle gardner [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>Sent: Monday, March 01, 2004 3:43 PM
>To: Humberto Carpenter
>Subject: materials to assist you in your ministry
>
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>-----original message-----
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>I'll put the Electric Tube with itNot that these are such very bad things in
>themselves, but I'll have none of your magical contrivances
>I'll say this, however: if all armies were equipped with Electrical Tubes
>instead of guns and swords the world would be spared a lot of misery and
>unnecessary bloodshedPerhaps in time; but that time hasn't arrived yet
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