We already learned that women are not as smart as men in cf-community today.
Give him a break. Must be the gender-bender effect. :) - couldn't resist! Ray At 04:51 PM 1/18/2005, you wrote: >was this supposed to go to community ma'am? > >/me ducks, runs :) > > >On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 16:46:27 -0500, S. Isaac Dealey <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Where to begin... > > > > The story begins with Susan who... > > > > wait... lets back that up... > > > > Isaac... Isaac had bitch tits... err... umm... > > > > Oh nevermind... So I've mentioned on this list before that there's > > this strange mythology about my being a woman... (if you order > > something from Amazon.com in a different timezone can you order > > something as a different person?) ... anyway... > > > > As the story goes, people who see me on the street commonly mistake me > > for a woman, although everyone who knows me says I don't look or sound > > or act or carry myself in any way feminine. Everyone who knows me > > seems to think it's just the hair (which is down to the middle of my > > back currently), although they're wrong. They're wrong because I > > walked into an auto-parts store to pick up a socket with my head > > shaved, a week's growth of hair on my face and grease on my hands and > > shirt and the girl behind the counter looked me dead in the face and > > asked, 'did you find everything you need mam?' > > > > I've never been bothered by it, in fact I find it humorous. Plus in > > the last 5 years I've had to ammend the list of nuances in this > > mythology because my girlfriend Tiff was a lesbian until she met me. > > When we go out we always seem to be "that nice lesbian couple" at the > > other table. > > > > So a few days ago I received an interesting twist in the plot. I'd > > ordered some out of print books from Amazon.com (Mike Resnick's Oracle > > seeries -- the first, Soothsayer was fantastic, I haven't read the > > other 2 yet). Apparently I'm perceived as a woman even through the > > mail since as my Amazon.com account reads "S. Isaac Dealey", the > > bookseller who shipped two of the books to me assumed that my first > > name must be "Susan" in spite of the rather masculine middle name > > "Isaac". The full name on the address label read "Susan Isaac Dealey". > > > > s. isaac "susan" dealey 954.927.5117 > > new epoch : isn't it time for a change? > > > > add features without fixtures with > > the onTap open source framework > > > > http://macromedia.breezecentral.com/p49777853/ > > http://www.sys-con.com/story/?storyid=44477&DE=1 > > http://www.sys-con.com/story/?storyid=45569&DE=1 > > http://www.fusiontap.com > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Logware: a new and convenient web-based time tracking application. Start tracking and documenting hours spent on a project or with a client with Logware today. Try it for free with a 15 day trial account. http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=67 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:4:190999 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/4 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:4 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.4 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
