Hey, did ya'll know that the law requires the warranty shit to be in all caps? NO WARRANTY, ABSOLUTELY NO WARRANTY. NONE, ZERO, 0, NULL, DIVIDE BY ZERO, ZILCH, ETC. IT WILL CRASH. IT'S A FILE SYSTEM, WHEN THEY CRASH, DATA IS LOST. ITS HAPPENS. DON'T COMPLAIN, BACKUP. BACKUP, BACKUP, BACKUP, YOU FOOLS! I AM A CONSULTANT. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE HAD TO EXPLAIN WHAT THE CARDINAL RULE IS? DON'T GIVE ME THIS WARRANTY SHIT, BECAUSE THIS IS SOFTWARE, AND ALL SOFTWARE CRASHES, BECAUSE I AM NOT YET A GOD. HOWEVER, WHEN THE "OOPS" FEATURE IS IMPLEMENTED (TRANSACTIONAL FEATURES WHICH ROLL BACK TO THE PREVIOUS STATE, AS IF PRESSING THE REWIND BUTTON OF TIME) THOU SHALL BE BLESSED WITH A FULLY TRANSACTIONAL FILE SYSTEM. UPON THIS DAY, I WILL BE PRONOUNCED A GOD, ACCORDING TO THE AMMENDMENTS OF MURPHYS LAW (REPLICATION=FAULT TOLERANCE, etc etc) _______________________________________________ Chat mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://lists.freenetproject.org/mailman/listinfo/chat
