Hits the nail on the head I think.
In a message dated 4/2/03 2:13:06 PM Central Standard Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
Subject: Peace Activists
With all of this talk of war, many of us will encounter "Peace Activists"
who will try and convince us that we must refrain from retaliating against
the ones who terrorized us all on September 11, 2001, and those who support
terror.
These activists may be alone or in a gathering, most of us don't know how
to
react to them. When you come upon these people, or one of their rallies,
here are the proper rules of etiquette:
1. Listen politely while this person explains their views. Strike up a
conversation if necessary and look very interested in their ideas. They
will tell you how revenge is immoral, and that by attacking the people who
did this to us, we will only bring on more violence. They will probably
use
many arguments, ranging from political to religious and humanitarian.
2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning, punch them in the
nose.
3. When the person gets up off of the ground, they will be very angry and
they may try to hit you, so be careful.
4. Very quickly and calmly remind the person that violence only brings
about more violence and remind them of their stand on this matter. Tell
them if they are really committed to a nonviolent approach to undeserved
attacks, they will turn the other cheek and negotiate a solution. Tell
them
they must lead by example if they really believe what they are saying.
5. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree that you are
correct.
6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this time hit them much
harder. Square in the nose.
7. Repeat steps 2-5 until the desired results are obtained and the idiot
realizes how stupid of an argument he/she is making.
8. There is no difference in an individual attacking an unsuspecting
victim
or a group of terrorists attacking a nation of people. It is unacceptable
and must be dealt with. Perhaps at a high cost.
We owe our military a huge debt for what they are about to do for us and
our
children. We must support them and our leaders at times like these. We
have no choice. We either strike back, VERY HARD, or we will keep getting
hit in the nose.
Lesson over, class dismissed!
--- Begin Message ---Thanks, Dan ----- Forwarded by Daniel Knutson/Keller/Siecor on 04/02/2003 02:12 PM ----- Dean Nolder To: Doug McCulley/Keller/[EMAIL PROTECTED], Andy 04/02/2003 Loyd/Keller/[EMAIL PROTECTED], Tom Durrett/Keller/[EMAIL PROTECTED], 11:31 AM Daniel Knutson/Keller/[EMAIL PROTECTED], Robert Nordsell/Keller/[EMAIL PROTECTED], Russ Bowen/Keller/[EMAIL PROTECTED], Tim Kile/Keller/[EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED] cc: Subject: Peace Activists----- Forwarded by Dean Nolder/Keller/Siecor on 04/02/2003 11:42 AM ----- Arlene Coyle To: [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED], 04/02/2003 [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED] 11:24 AM cc: James Powell/Keller/[EMAIL PROTECTED], Patricia Allen/Keller/[EMAIL PROTECTED], Aaron Baird/Keller/[EMAIL PROTECTED], Dean Nolder/Keller/[EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Peace Activists Subject: Peace Activists With all of this talk of war, many of us will encounter "Peace Activists" who will try and convince us that we must refrain from retaliating against the ones who terrorized us all on September 11, 2001, and those who support terror. These activists may be alone or in a gathering, most of us don't know how to react to them. When you come upon these people, or one of their rallies, here are the proper rules of etiquette: 1. Listen politely while this person explains their views. Strike up a conversation if necessary and look very interested in their ideas. They will tell you how revenge is immoral, and that by attacking the people who did this to us, we will only bring on more violence. They will probably use many arguments, ranging from political to religious and humanitarian. 2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning, punch them in the nose. 3. When the person gets up off of the ground, they will be very angry and they may try to hit you, so be careful. 4. Very quickly and calmly remind the person that violence only brings about more violence and remind them of their stand on this matter. Tell them if they are really committed to a nonviolent approach to undeserved attacks, they will turn the other cheek and negotiate a solution. Tell them they must lead by example if they really believe what they are saying. 5. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree that you are correct. 6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this time hit them much harder. Square in the nose. 7. Repeat steps 2-5 until the desired results are obtained and the idiot realizes how stupid of an argument he/she is making. 8. There is no difference in an individual attacking an unsuspecting victim or a group of terrorists attacking a nation of people. It is unacceptable and must be dealt with. Perhaps at a high cost. We owe our military a huge debt for what they are about to do for us and our children. We must support them and our leaders at times like these. We have no choice. We either strike back, VERY HARD, or we will keep getting hit in the nose. Lesson over, class dismissed!
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