Lovin it. Steering Knob - NUCKLE BUSTER How bout: 3/4 Cam or Stick Shift
On Sun, 2 Jan 2005 10:29:49 -0800 (PST), Bill Bradley <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > "Blast From The Past" > > > What a great blast from the past! I haven't thought about > "fender skirts" in years. > When I was a kid, I considered it such a funny term. Made > me think of a car in a dress. > > Thinking about "fender skirts" started me thinking about > other words that quietly disappear from our language with > hardly a notice. > > Like "curb feelers" and "steering knobs." Since I'd been > thinking of cars, my mind naturally went that direction > first. Any kids will probably have to find some elderly > person over 50 to explain some of these terms to you. > > Remember "Continental kits?" They were rear bumper extenders > and spare tire covers that were supposed to make any car as > cool as a Lincoln Continental. > > When did we quit calling them "emergency brakes?" At some > point "parking brake" became the proper term. But I miss > the hint of drama that went with "emergency brake." > > I'm sad, too, that almost all the old folks are gone who > would call the accelerator the "foot feed." > > Didn't you ever wait at the street for your daddy to come > home, so you could ride the "running board" up to the house? > > Here's a phrase I heard all the time in my youth but never anymore - > "store-bought." > Of course, just about everything is store-bought these days. > But once it was bragging material to have a store-bought dress > or a store-bought bag of candy. > > "Coast to coast" is a phrase that once held all sorts of > excitement and now means almost nothing. Now we take the > term "worldwide" for granted. This floors me. > > On a smaller scale, "wall-to-wall" was once a magical term in > our homes. In the '50s, everyone covered their hardwood floors > with, wow, wall-to-wall carpeting! > Today, everyone replaces their wall-to-wall carpeting with > hardwood floors. Go figure. > > When's the last time you heard the quaint phrase "in a family > way?" It's hard to imagine that the word "pregnant" was once > considered a little too graphic, a little too clinical for use > in polite company. So we had all that talk about stork visits > and "being in a family way" or simply "expecting." > > Apparently "brassiere" is a word no longer in usage. I said it > the other day and my daughter cracked up. I guess it's just > "bra" now. "Unmentionables" probably wouldn't be understood at all. > > It's hard to recall that this word was once said in a whisper > -"divorce." And no one is called a "divorcee" anymore. Certainly > not a "gay divorcee." Come to think of it, "confirmed bachelors" > and "career girls" are long gone, too. > > I always loved going to the "picture show," but I considered > "movie" an affectation. > > Most of these words go back to the '50s, but here's a pure- > '60s word I came across the other day - "rat fink." Ooh, what > a nasty put-down! > > Here's a word I miss - "percolator." That was just a fun word > to say. And what was it replaced with? "Coffeemaker." How > dull. Mr. Coffee, I blame you for this. > > I miss those made-up marketing words that were meant to sound > so modern and now sound so retro. Words like "DynaFlow" and > "ElectraLuxe." Introducing the 1963 Admiral TV, now with > "SpectraVision!" > > Food for thought - Was there a telethon that wiped out lumbago? > Nobody complains of that anymore. Maybe that's what castor oil > cured, because I never hear mothers threatening their kids with > castor oil anymore. > > Some words aren't gone, but are definitely on the endangered list. > The one that grieves me most - "supper." Now everybody says > "dinner." Save a great word. Invite someone to supper. Discuss > fender skirts. > > -- Rick Schaefer