We do believ in akkuracy..... lol --- Bill Lessenberry <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Geeeze--some guys are soooo picky!! > BillL > > > At 02:38 PM 8/17/2006, you wrote: > >Bill, I believe there is an error in your > instructions. It says if the > >task isn't accomplished successfully, a new unit > must be purchased and start > >at the beginning. I believe it should be: After > purchasing a new unit, > >begin again at step 3. Permits and permissions > would already have been > >obtained. > > > >Just to let you know someone was paying attention. > > > >:+)) > > > >I should be working on my car. > > > > > > > > > >----- Original Message ----- > >From: "Bill Lessenberry" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >To: "The Chevelle Mailing List" > <Chevelle-list@chevelles.net> > >Sent: Thursday, August 17, 2006 11:26 AM > >Subject: Re: [Chevelle-list] unsubscribe me please > > > > > > > At 09:05 AM 8/17/2006, you wrote: > > > >please take me off your mailing list so I stop > getting e mails, > > > >Thank you, [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > > > AND from me--take your pick :-)) > > > > > > To unsubscribe from this service you must first > > > purchase a > > > Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription > Cancellation > > > Unit. The unit can be > > > obtained from most hardware stores and dental > clinics. > > > Be sure to obtain the proper permits to operate > the > > > unit from the > > > Nuclear Regulatory Commission and the Food and > Drug > > > Administration in > > > Washington D.C. USA. > > > Be sure to carefully unpack the kit and place > each > > > component in its > > > accompanying mesh safety bag. > > > Mount the Pershing DF4 mesinator on top of the > > > perforated Gerring Mach > > > 77 refibulator and attach them using the > > > eight-millimeter torque fork. > > > Be sure that the refibulator is mounted at a 66 > degree > > > angle and > > > properly dispersed so that it is flush with the > curved > > > section of the > > > Pyrex thistle tube. > > > Place the four sections of the triangular > separation > > > gear into the > > > posture cylinder and lock them into place using > the > > > band aid adhesive strip. > > > Insert the wiggling pin into the wobbling hole, > making > > > sure that it > > > seated correctly. > > > Place the D cell battery and the eleven 9 volt > > > batteries in the power > > > chamber. > > > The device should be calibrated before operation > using > > > the optional > > > digital corkscrew accessory pack prior to > operation. > > > Insert the digital corkscrew through the > electronic > > > combustion service > > > chamber using caution not to touch the > reinforced > > > tungsten igniter > > > control module and quickly turn the inverter > drive to > > > 28.6 degrees. > > > Turn the Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription > > > Cancellation Unit upside > > > down and hit the bottom plate with a 48-ounce > > > ball-peen hammer while > > > shaking the unit vigorously. > > > Force open the door to the incineration valve > > > compartment and set the > > > pressure gauge to 719 psi. > > > Close the door and seal it shut with duct tape. > > > The unit should now be properly calibrated and > ready > > > to use. > > > Before activating the Craft-O-Matic Adjustable > > > Subscription > > > Cancellation Unit, you must first elevate it to > a > > > height of 229 feet > > > above sea level to insure that the unit receives > the > > > proper oxygen level > > > and barometric pressure. > > > Point the aerial to 17 degrees north by > northeast to > > > within the > > > parameters of the Telstar GS-2 weather satellite > and > > > apply pressure to > > > the wing shaft on the southern most section of > the > > > modular accelerator. > > > Using the special ratchet adapter supplied with > the > > > unit, rotate the > > > heater core to the "on" position. The "on" > position > > > has been obtained > > > when the green light begins to flash, signifying > that > > > the red light is > > > about to go off. > > > Once the red light is off, flip the toggle > switch > > > labeled "ON/OFF" to > > > the "ON" position and count to 47 before logging > on to > > > the system. > > > Logon using your username and password and wait > for > > > the prompt. > > > Once prompted you must check the box with the > > > appropriate action you > > > wish to take and then press the pressure release > > > button and turn off the > > > compressor while turning the hand crank at 231 > meters > > > per minute. > > > Next, press control, alt, delete, caps lock, > shift, > > > number lock, escape > > > and tab simultaneously. > > > Press enter. You will have one second to > complete the > > > procedure. > > > If you fail to respond in the time limit > allowed, > > > simply purchase a new > > > Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription > Cancellation > > > Unit and start from > > > the beginning. > > > Please remember that this is the only way we > will > > > accept for you to > > > unsubscribe from this service. > > > We have made every attempt to simplify the > procedure > > > for your > > > convenience. Failure to comply with the > unsubscribe > > > policy will result > > > in immediate termination of your subscription so > > > please follow the above > > > directions closely > > > > > > Regards > > > The Chevelle List > > > > > > > > > __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around http://mail.yahoo.com
