Great Stuff, do you mind if I spread it around? I have two brothers who live in LA about 75% of the time and here the other 25%. One is 50, broke, and lives in a mansion, (house sits for the same folks for last 10 years). The other is 43 and retired, travels extensively, lives in a rent controlled apartment by the beach. Talk about the land of extremes!! They both say NO WIVES NO KIDS NO WORRIES !!
Alex LaRue ACES 4711 TC 2396 LaRue Insurance Personal & Business Insurance Collector Car Insurance Life Insurance P O Box 119 Hodgenville, KY 42748 800-303-3518 Fax 270-358-8978 Visit us online at www.LaRueInsurance.net or www.LaRueClassics.com Join President Bush and a host of others here in Hodgenville on February 12th, 2008 to kickoff the two year Lincoln Bicentennial Celebration!!! www.LincolnBirthplace.com -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Tuesday, July 03, 2007 1:23 PM To: Chevelle-list@chevelles.net Subject: [Chevelle-list] California Redneck You know you're from California if: 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible. 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house. 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English. 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower. 5. You can't remember . . Is pot illegal? 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor. 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian. 8. You can't remember . .. . Is pot illegal? 9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears. 10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S. 11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney. 12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment. 13. You can't remember . .. .is pot illegal? 14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH." 15 You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers. 16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents. 17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal???? 18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons. 19. The Terminator is your Governor. 20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.
