It's abaut true.I love it
God bless you.Claudia
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From: Mare <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Sunday, December 16, 2007 4:46:22 PM
Subject: [Chihuahuas] Canine Haiku
From: Mare <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Sunday, December 16, 2007 4:46:22 PM
Subject: [Chihuahuas] Canine Haiku
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Canine Haiku
I love my master; Thus I perfume myself with This long-rotten squirrel. I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You ever will be Today I sniffed Many dog behinds -- I celebrate By kissing your face. I sound the alarm! Paper boy -- come to kill us all Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! I sound the alarm! Garbage man -- come to kill us all Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! I lift my leg and Whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot-- Sniff this and weep How do I love thee? The ways are numberless as My hairs on your rug. My human is home! I am so ecstatic I have Made a puddle I Hate my choke chain Look, world, they strangle me! Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack! Sleeping here, my chin On your foot -- no greater bliss -- well, Maybe catching rats Look in my eyes and Deny it. No human could Love you as much I do The cat is not all Bad -- she fills the litter box With Tootsie Rolls Dig under fence -- why? Because it's there. Because it's There. Because it's there. I am your best friend, Now, always, and especially When you are eating. My owners' mood is Romantic -- I lie near their Feet. I fart a big one. | |||
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