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CHARLENE....Oklahoma Strangers Are Friends...Not Yet Met To See GOD's Wonders... Travel From: Mary Overton mcoverton5...@yahoo.com > > > > > >Mary Overton > > > > > > > > > > > > > >7 Reasons Not To Mess With Children > > > >Alittle girl was talking to her teacher about whales. > > >The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human >because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. > >The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. > >Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it >was physically impossible. > >The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'. > >The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?' > >The l ittle girl replied, 'Then you ask him'. > > > > > > >AKindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were >drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.. > >As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the >drawing was. > >The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.' > >The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.' > >Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, >'They will in a minute.' > > > > >ASunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and >six year olds. > >After explaining the commandment to 'honour' thy Father and thy Mother, she >asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and >sisters?' > >Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou >shall not kill..' > > > > >One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the >kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of >white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. > >She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs >white, Mum?' > >Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me >cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.' > >The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, >'Mummy, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?' > > > > > > >The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade >them each to buy a copy of the group picture. > >'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and >say, 'There's J ennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor..' > >A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, >she's dead.' > > > > > > > > >Ateacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make >the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, >as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.' > >'Yes,' the class said. > >'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the >blood doesn't run into my feet?' > >A little fellow shouted, >'Cause your feet ain't empty.' > > > > > >The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school >for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a >note, and posted on the apple tray: > >'Take only ONE . God is watching.' > >Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large >pile of chocolate chip cookies. > >A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.' > > > > > > >It doesn't matter how m any people you send this to, just remember if it made >you laugh, your friends will laugh too.. > > > > > >Individuals who have received this information in error or are not authorized >to receive it must promptly return or dispose of the information and notify >the sender. Those individuals are hereby notified that they are strictly >prohibited from reviewing, forwarding, printing, copying, distributing or >using this information in any way. >DISCLAIMER: This message and accompanying documents are covered by the >Electronic Communications Privacy Act, 18 U.S.C. 2510-2521, and contains >information >intended for the specified individual(s) only. This information is >confidential. 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