Subject: BETTER CHANGE THE OIL > > > > > > HE IS 80, > SHE IS 20. > IT WAS THE TALK OF THE TOWN WHEN AN 80 YEAR OLD MAN MARRIED A 20 YEAR > OLD GIRL. > > AFTER A YEAR OF MARRIAGE SHE WENT INTO THE HOSPITAL TO GIVE BIRTH. > THE NURSE CAME OUT TO CONGRATULATE THE OLD FELLOW SAYING 'THIS IS > AMAZING! HOW DO YOU DO IT AT YOUR AGE' > HE ANSWERED,'YOU GOT TO KEEP THE OLD MOTOR RUNNING.' > > THE FOLLOWING YEAR THE YOUNG BRIDE GAVE BIRTH AGAIN. > THE SAME NURSE SAID,'YOURE AMAZING, HOW DO YOU DO IT' > HE AGAIN SAID 'YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP THE OLD MOTOR RUNNING'. > > THE SAME THING HAPPENED THE NEXT YEAR. > THE NURSE THEN SAID 'WELL,WELL,WELL, YOU CERTAINLY ARE QUITE A MAN. > HE RESPONDED,'YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP THAT OLD MOTOR RUNNING.' > THE NURSE SAID,'WELL YOU BETTER CHANGE THE OIL, THIS ONE IS BLACK'