All,
It's Friday, time for a simple engineering test (I
failed it). I hope you do better than I did on this
test.
Frank
NP/DP
Take this simple test::
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in
the giraffe and close
the door. This question tests whether you tend to do
simple things in an
overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the
elephant and close the refrigerator.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the
giraffe, put in the
elephant and close the door. This tests your ability
to think through
the repercussions of your actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.
All the animals
attend except one. Which animal does not
attend?
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Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the
refrigerator.
This tests your memory.
OK, even if you did not answer the first three
questions, correctly,
you still have one more chance to show your
abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross. But it is
inhabited by
crocodiles.How do you manage it?
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Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles
are attending the
Animal Meeting! This tests whether you learn quickly
from your mistakes.
According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around
90% of the Engineers
they tested got all questions wrong. But many
preschoolers got several
correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this
conclusively disproves
the theory that most Engineers have the brains of a
four year old.
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