LMAO!!!!!! Again Dom, very funny. ----- Original Message ----- From: "Dom" To: Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2003 5:09 PM Subject: OT: Early Friday Funnies [7:71487]
> On a tour of America, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the > west coast. His 4x4 Pope-Mobile was driving along the golden sands when > there was an enormous commotion. He rushed to see what it was, and upon > approaching the scene he noticed just outside the surf, a hapless man > wearing a Microsoft T-shirt, struggling frantically to free himself from > the jaws of a 20 foot shark! > > At that moment a speedboat containing three men wearing LINUX tops > roared into view. Spontaneously, one of the men took aim at the shark > and fired a harpoon into its ribs, immobilising it instantly. The other > two reached out and pulled the man from the water and then, using long > clubs, beat the shark to death. They bundled the bleeding, > semi-conscious man into the speedboat along with the dead shark and > prepared for a hasty retreat, when they heard frantic calling from the > shore. > > It was the Pope, summoning them to the beach. Upon reaching land, the > Pope went into raptures about the rescue and said, "I give you my > blessing for your brave actions. I'd heard there were a divided people > trying to preach your own OS but now I have seen with my own eyes this > is not true". "I can see your society is a truly enlightened example of > tribal harmony which could serve as a model for other nations." He > blessed them all and drove off. > > As he departed, the harpoonist asked the others, "Who was that?!" > "That," one answered, "was his Holiness the Pope. He is in direct > contact with God and has access to all God's wisdom." > > "Well," the harpoonist replied, "he knows **** all about shark fishing. > How's the bait holding up or do we need to get another one?" > > Best regards, > > (please don't flame - it is only a joke) > > > Dom Stocqueler > SysDom Technologies > Visit our website - www.sysdom.org Message Posted at: http://www.groupstudy.com/form/read.php?f=7&i=71492&t=71487 -------------------------------------------------- FAQ, list archives, and subscription info: http://www.groupstudy.com/list/cisco.html Report misconduct and Nondisclosure violations to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
