> Hemingway 7/3/03 3:47:47 PM >>> >COFFEE INSTRUCTIONS (for coffee lovers) > >Cousin Elly is the world's worst at getting instructions mixed up. When >she got married her husband bought her one of those fancy, electric >coffee makers. It had all the latest gadgets on it. Salesman Riley >carefully explained how everything worked; how to plug it in, set the >timer, go back to bed, and upon rising, the coffee is ready." > >A few weeks later Elly was back in the store and Riley asked her how she >liked the coffee maker. > >"Wonderful!" she replied, "However, there's one thing I don't understand. > Why do I have to go to bed every time I want to make a pot of coffee?"
That's especially appropriate because whenever I'm making coffee I'd probably rather be in bed! John Message Posted at: http://www.groupstudy.com/form/read.php?f=7&i=71865&t=71861 -------------------------------------------------- FAQ, list archives, and subscription info: http://www.groupstudy.com/list/cisco.html Report misconduct and Nondisclosure violations to [EMAIL PROTECTED]