Job Review Comments -
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.
2. This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but
more definitely a won't be.
3. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered
like a rat in a trap.
4. When she opens her mouth, it seems it is only to change
whichever foot was previously there.
5. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
6. This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
7. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails
to achieve them.
8. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an
idiot.
9. This employee should go far and the sooner he starts, the
better.
10. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
11. Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't
watching.
12. A room temperature IQ.
13. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold
it together.
14. A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary
ignoramus.
15. A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
16. A prime candidate for natural deselection.
17. Bright as Alaska in December.
18. One-celled organisms outscore him in IQ tests.
19. Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.
20. Fell out of the family tree.
21. Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train isn't
coming.
22. Has two brains: one is lost; the other is out looking for
it.
23. He's so dense, light bends around him.
24. If brains were taxed, she'd get a refund.
25. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice
a week.
26. If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'll get
change.
27. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
28 . It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.
29. One neuron short of a synapse.
30 Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only
gargled.
31. Takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
32 Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
33. Since my last report, this employee has reached rock
bottom and has started to dig.
34. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid
curiosity.
Best regards,
Dom Stocqueler
SysDom Technologies
Visit our ***UPDATED*** website - www.sysdom.org
And ***PLEASE*** sign our Guestbook
========================================================================
=======
IMPORTANT: This email is intended for the use of the individual
addressee(s)named above and may contain information that is confidential
privileged or unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low
self-esteem, no sense of humour or irrational religious beliefs. If you
are not the
intended recipient, any dissemination, distribution or copying of this
email
is not authorised (either explicitly or implicitly) and constitutes
an irritating social faux pas. Unless the word absquatulation has been
used in its correct context somewhere other than in this warning, it
does not
have any legal or grammatical use and may be ignored. No animals were
harmed in the transmission of this email, although the poodle next door
is living on borrowed time, let me tell you. Those of you with an
overwhelming fear of the unknown will be gratified to learn that there
is
no hidden message revealed by reading this warning backwards, so just
ignore that
Alert Notice from Microsoft. However, by pouring a complete circle of
salt around yourself and your computer you can ensure that no harm
befalls
you and your pets. If you have received this email in error,
please add some nutmeg and egg whites and place it in a warm oven for 40
minutes. Whisk briefly and let it stand for 2 hours before icing.
Message Posted at:
http://www.groupstudy.com/form/read.php?f=7&i=73340&t=73340
--------------------------------------------------
FAQ, list archives, and subscription info: http://www.groupstudy.com/list/cisco.html
Report misconduct and Nondisclosure violations to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
