Hhhmmmmm...... do we really want to start with the political jokes?
BTW you got me, Howard. Why is Hilliary like a BPX?
Should I repeat my joke about how most 50 year old men differ from Bill
Clinton?
Vote for Cthulu. Why choose the lesser evil?
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Howard C. Berkowitz
Sent: Sunday, November 05, 2000 3:45 PM
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Subject: Re: OT but very worthwhile :-)
If some of the major political figures were network devices,
Bill Clinton could be a 5800. Lots of connectors. His
particular IOS version is bug fix only, with EOL scheduled.
Al Gore, as VP, is a 6000 now, but wants the 6500 bus
enhancement. Those evaluating him have concerns about his suitability
to provide the backbone function.
Hillary is a BPX.
Ralph Nader is a solar-powered intrusion detector and RMON probe.
Pat Buchanan wants 7500 emulation of an IGS in founding father
mode, if he can't get it to be an all-American Strowger switch.
There is controversy if his idea of traffic policing involves
officers in black leather trenchcoats.
Ross Perot is a random number generator.
George W. is a VoIP server that believes the federal government
should only use low-bandwidth codecs, and delivers speech quality
representative of such.
Pat Robertson will only communicate with other devices that have saved.
John McCain does reverse path verification on all soft-state
advertisements.
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