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From: "larry bird"
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Sent: Friday, April 27, 2001 4:03 PM
Subject: fridays not-so funny [7:2241]
> Interesting ....
>
>
>
> In light of the recent shooting in Santee, California,
> let's see, I think it started when Madeline Murray
> O'Hare complained she didn't want any prayer in
> our schools, and we said OK.
>
> Then someone said you better not read the Bible in
> school.... the Bible that says thou shalt not kill,
> thou shalt not steal, and love your neighbor as
> yourself. And we said, OK.
>
> Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn't spank our
> children when they misbehave
> because their little Personalities would be warped and
> we might damage their self-esteem. And we said, an
> expert should know what he's talking about
> so we said OK, we won't spank them anymore.
>
> Then someone said teachers and principals better not
> discipline our children when they misbehave. And the
> school administrators said no faculty member in
> this school better touch a student when they misbehave
> because we don't want any bad publicity, and we surely
> don't want to be sued. (There's a big
> difference between disciplining and touching, beating,
>
> smacking,humiliating,kicking, etc.) And we accepted
> their reasoning.
>
> Then someone said, let's let our daughters have
> abortions if they want, and
> they won't even have to tell their parents. And we
> said, that's a grand idea.
>
> Then some wise school board member said, since boys
> will be boys and they're
> going to do it anyway, let's give our sons all the
> condoms they want, so
> they can have all the fun they desire, and we won't
> have to tell their parents they got them at school.
> And we said, that's another great idea.
>
> Then some of our top elected officials said it doesn't
> matter what we do in private as long as we do our
> jobs. And agreeing with them, we said it
> doesn't matter to me what anyone, including the
> President, does in private as long as I have a job and
> the economy is good.
>
> And then someone said let's print magazines with
> pictures of nude women and
> call it wholesome, down-to-earth appreciation for the
> beauty of the female body. And we said we have no
> problem with that. And someone else took that
> appreciation a step further and published pictures of
> nude children and then
> stepped further still by making them available on the
> internet. And we said they're entitled to their free
> speech.
>
> And the entertainment industry said, let's make TV
> shows and movies that
> promote profanity, violence, and illicit sex. And
> let's record music that encourages rape, drugs,
> murder, suicide, and satanic themes. And we said
> it's just entertainment, it has no adverse effect, and
> nobody takes it seriously anyway, so go right ahead.
>
> Now we're asking ourselves why our children have no
> conscience, why they don't know right from wrong, and
> why it doesn't bother them to kill strangers, their
> classmates, and themselves.
>
> Probably, if we think about it long and hard enough,
> we can figure it out. I think it has a great deal to
> do with "WE REAP WHAT WE SOW."
>
> Dear God,
>
> Why didn't you save the students in Santee?
>
> Sincerely,
> Concerned Student
>
> AND THE REPLY:
>
> Dear Concerned Student,
> I am not allowed in schools.
> Sincerely,
> God.
>
> Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and
> then wonder why the
> world's going to hell.
>
> Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but
> question what the bible says.
>
> Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided
> they do not have to believe, think, say, or do
> anything the Bible says.
>
> Funny how someone can say "I believe in God" but still
> follow Satan who, by the way, also "believes" in God.
>
> Funny how we are quick to judge but not to be judged.
>
> Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through
> e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you
> start sending messages regarding the Lord, people
> think twice about sharing.
>
> Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass
> freely through cyberspace, but the public discussion
> of Jesus is suppressed in the school and workplace.
>
> Funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on
> Sunday, but be an invisible Christian the rest of the
> week.
>
> Are you laughing?
>
> Funny how when you go to forward this message, you
> will not send it to many on your address list because
> you're not sure what they believe, or what they will
> think of you for sending it to them.
>
> Funny how I can be more worried about what other
> people think of me than what God thinks of me.
>
> Are you thinking?
>
> Pass it on if you think it has merit! If not then just
> discard it....no one will ever know what you did, for
> sure.
>
> But, if you discard this thought process, then don't
> sit back and complain about what a bad shape the world
> is in.
>
>
>
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