Maybe with a laser beam that detects if your zipper is right or left handed. :-) Ole ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ole Drews Jensen Systems Network Manager CCNA, MCSE, MCP+I RWR Enterprises, Inc. [EMAIL PROTECTED] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ http://www.OleDrews.com/CCNP ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ NEED A JOB ??? http://www.oledrews.com/job ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -----Original Message----- From: Allen May [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Tuesday, July 10, 2001 3:15 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: Claim your Free 4-In-1 Super Pen, it's been paid for by... [7:11791] How about a toilet seat that automatically lowers for girls & raises back up when they're through? Whoever makes that will be an overnight millionaire. I saw a kewl item like the list below once that I almost bought. A decoration that sits near the toilet that detects ..umm...gas...ahem....and yells out loud with it's own little comments...heh. Allen ----- Original Message ----- From: "Gareth Hinton" To: Sent: Tuesday, July 10, 2001 2:45 PM Subject: Re: Claim your Free 4-In-1 Super Pen, it's been paid for by... [7:11786] > They say that "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" > What's a 100K job and no Playstation gonna do to Jill? > > Very soon I reckon she'll be so bored she'll be sending off for 'useful > items'. > You start with 4 in 1 pens, very soon you can't move for nasal hair clippers > heated slippers and toilet seats that play tunes when you pee. > > Be warned. > > Gaz > > > > PS. I'm open to offers on the toilet seat. > > > ""Allen May"" wrote in message > [EMAIL PROTECTED]">news:[EMAIL PROTECTED]... > > I wonder if it has a secret decoder ring for decrypting 3DES? > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: "J Ragan" > > To: > > Sent: Tuesday, July 10, 2001 11:54 AM > > Subject: Re: Claim your Free 4-In-1 Super Pen, it's been paid for by... > > [7:11755] > > > > > > > Questions Response > > > Do you own or use any kind of PDA(Personal Digital Assistant)? yes > > > > > > Do you own or use a digital camera or camcorder? no > > > > > > Do you own or use a Sony game console such as PS1,PS2 or Gameboy? > > > no > > > > > > Do you own or use a MP3 player? no > > > > > > Do you own or use a DVD player? yes > > > > > > Group Profile: > > > Area Code 770 Gender: female > > > Age Group 46-60 > > > Income 100k+ > > > > > > Jill Ragan > > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > _________________________________________________________________ > > > Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com Message Posted at: http://www.groupstudy.com/form/read.php?f=7&i=11796&t=11796 -------------------------------------------------- FAQ, list archives, and subscription info: http://www.groupstudy.com/list/cisco.html Report misconduct and Nondisclosure violations to [EMAIL PROTECTED]