I recall seeing a high-end toilet in a hardware superstore a while back. No handle anywhere on it; lowering the lid cycled the flushing valves. The manufacturer had titled it "The Peacemaker" -- I found it quite humorous, but I guess some grown-ups need an $800 toilet to keep from assaulting each other. -jon- --- Ole Drews Jensen wrote: > Maybe with a laser beam that detects if your zipper is right or left > handed. > > :-) > > Ole > > -----Original Message----- > From: Allen May [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Tuesday, July 10, 2001 3:15 PM > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Subject: Re: Claim your Free 4-In-1 Super Pen, it's been paid for by... > [7:11791] > > > How about a toilet seat that automatically lowers for girls & raises > back up > when they're through? Whoever makes that will be an overnight > millionaire. > I saw a kewl item like the list below once that I almost bought. A > decoration that sits near the toilet that detects > ..umm...gas...ahem....and > yells out loud with it's own little comments...heh. > > Allen > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Gareth Hinton" > To: > Sent: Tuesday, July 10, 2001 2:45 PM > Subject: Re: Claim your Free 4-In-1 Super Pen, it's been paid for by... > [7:11786] > > > > They say that "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" > > What's a 100K job and no Playstation gonna do to Jill? > > > > Very soon I reckon she'll be so bored she'll be sending off for > 'useful > > items'. > > You start with 4 in 1 pens, very soon you can't move for nasal hair > clippers > > heated slippers and toilet seats that play tunes when you pee. > > > > Be warned. > > > > Gaz > > > > PS. I'm open to offers on the toilet seat. > > > > ""Allen May"" wrote in message > > [EMAIL PROTECTED]">news:[EMAIL PROTECTED]... > > > I wonder if it has a secret decoder ring for decrypting 3DES? > > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > > From: "J Ragan" > > > To: > > > Sent: Tuesday, July 10, 2001 11:54 AM > > > Subject: Re: Claim your Free 4-In-1 Super Pen, it's been paid for > > > [7:11755] > > > > > > > > > > Questions Response > > > > Do you own or use any kind of PDA(Personal Digital Assistant)? yes > > > > > > > > Do you own or use a digital camera or camcorder? no > > > > > > > > Do you own or use a Sony game console such as PS1,PS2 or Gameboy? > > > > no > > > > > > > > Do you own or use a MP3 player? no > > > > > > > > Do you own or use a DVD player? yes > > > > > > > > Group Profile: > > > > Area Code 770 Gender: female > > > > Age Group 46-60 > > > > Income 100k+ > > > > > > > > Jill Ragan __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get personalized email addresses from Yahoo! Mail http://personal.mail.yahoo.com/ Message Posted at: http://www.groupstudy.com/form/read.php?f=7&i=11800&t=11800 -------------------------------------------------- FAQ, list archives, and subscription info: http://www.groupstudy.com/list/cisco.html Report misconduct and Nondisclosure violations to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
