Was james bond a CCIE?
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From: Wright, Jeremy [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 11:06 AM
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Subject: RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]
I actually heard that the Rifle Part was not in Swahili, but
Aborigines....even though I have been studying the binary Swahili
methodologies in relationship to Bengal Tigers, I feel the Aborigines format
will be much more challenging.
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From: Shaw, Winston Mr 5 SIG CMD
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Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 8:13 AM
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Subject: RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab!
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You guys sure have a good sense of humour. Anyway,the 2 day
lab exam I took
recently was much more difficult than this new upcoming 1
day exam.
Day 1 of old exam
1. Do this and do that. You are not allowed to use this and
that.
2.Configure this and configure that. You are not allowed to
use this or
that.
Day 2 of old exam
1. Do more of this and more of that. You are not allowed to
do this or that.
2. Troubleshoot this and troubleshoot that. You are not
allowed to use this
or that.
The instuctor was very helpful.
Candidate-(5 mins before end of day 1) "What is this and
that ??"
Proctor-- "I am not allowed to tell you that."
I am only joking folks, good luck to all of you who are
making the trek.
Winston.
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From: Mark & Monica Baker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 2:46 PM
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Subject: RE: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]
Well, most of those are pretty self-explanatory, except # 9,
which is a
trick question. I know I shouldn't be giving answers, but,
what the 'ell:
Do NOT attempt to assemble the rifle using the Swahili
manual (section c,
paragraph 4 of the manual requires 2 hours of prayer, which
will put you
over your time limit). Instead, take the barrel of the rifle
and club your
fellow labtakers over the head with it. Drag them to the
door so the Bengal
tiger will find them first. Continue with question 10 (which
requires VoIP
configuration).
Mark
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From: Dennis H [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2001 8:10 AM
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Subject: Here is the new CCIE 1 day lab! [7:16960]
I just got a copy of the new one day lab from someone who
shall remain
nameless. As you can see the troubleshooting has been
removed as we all
know. However an extra credit task has been added!
CCIE 1 Day Lab Exam - Morning
1. Describe the history of the papacy from its origin to the
present day,
concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its
social, political,
economic, religious, and philosophical impact on Europe,
Asia, America,
and
Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific.
2. You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of
gauze, and a
bottle
of Jack Daniels. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until
your work has
been inspected. You have 10 minutes.
3. 2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the room. Calm
them. You may
use
any ancient language except Latin or Greek.
4. Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human
culture if
this
form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with
special
attention
to its probable effect on the English Parliamentary System.
Prove your
thesis.
5. Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with
flute and drum.
You will find a piano under your chair.
6. Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the
emotional
stability,
degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of
the following:
a. Alexander of Aphrodisias
b. Ramses II
c. Gregory of Nicea
d. Iammurati
Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's
work, making
appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate.
CCIE 1 Day Lab Exam - Afternoon
7. Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany
the end of the
world. Construct an experiment to test your theory.
8. Define management. Define Science. How do they relate?
Why? Create a
generalized algorithm to optimize all managerial decisions.
Assuming an IBM
3270 with 257 Radio Shack and Panasonic terminals and each
terminal to
activate your algorithm. Design the communications interface
and all the
necessary control programs.
9. The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been
placed in a box
on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual
printed in Swahili.
In 5 minutes, a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the
room. Take
whatever action you feel appropriate. Be prepared to justify
your decision.
10. There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start
WWIII. Report at
length on its socio-political effects, if any.
11. Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity
of your
position.
12. Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an
evaluation of
the impact of the development of mathematics on science.
13. Sketch the development of human thought. Estimate its
significance.
Compare this with the development of any other kind of
thought.
Extra Credit:
Define the universe. Give three examples.
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