OK that does it Heather! Next weekend I will test out and get my PhD. in
Quantum physics.
Steve....PhD / MD soon to be!
-----Original Message-----
From: Buri, Heather L. [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Friday, August 24, 2001 1:51 PM
To: Steve Smith; [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: RE: Fridays funnies [7:17141]
Actually, I have been considering taking a couple of months off since
the
market is kind of slow right now and get my M.D. Never hurts to have a
backup plan if the current career path doesn't pan out. ;-)
Heather Buri
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Steve Smith [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Friday, August 24, 2001 11:44 AM
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject: RE: Fridays funnies [7:17141]
>
> Yeah, I'm going this weekend to do my Masters in Physics. Nothing
better
> on a Saturday to do then ramp up my carrier!
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Natasha [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Friday, August 24, 2001 11:02 AM
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject: OT: Fridays funnies [7:17141]
>
>
> Ok 2 jokes and then something that was posted on the groupstudy jobs
> list that you may get a kick out of.
> Name withheld of course.
> -----------------
> Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American,
> and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head
> of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back
> for your whipping?"
>
> The German responds, "I will take oil!"
>
> So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him 10
> times. When he is finished the German has huge welts on his
> back, and he can hardly move.
>
> The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, "What
> do you want on your back?"
>
> "I will take sand!" says the Mexican, and he stands there
> straight and takes his 10 lashings without a single flinch.
>
> "What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the American.
>
> "I'll take the Mexican."
> ------------------------------
> A married couple is awakened by the sound of someone
> knocking on their door. The husband gets up, opens
> the window, and shouts, "Who's there?"
>
> A voice from below calls out, "Please help. I need a push."
>
> "It's three in the morning," the man hollers. "Get lost
> before I call the cops!"
>
> His wife rolls over and says, "Honey, you should help that
> person. Remember when our children got stuck on the highway
> late that night and that trucker helped?"
>
> The guy sighs, goes downstairs, and calls out, "Hey, do you
> still need a push?"
>
> "Yes," a voice replies.
>
> "Where are you?"
>
> "Over here, on the swings!"
> --------------------------------
> Now the jobs list posting...
> --------------------------------
> good morning to you. I am looking out for a job real quick. I have
been
> lazing around too much after I quit my job of 3 months and have
finally
> decided to work and and shoot up my career.
> Presently MCSE. My friend has CCIE books and we two have decided to
> study hard for about 10 days and finish off the CCIE written and 10
days
> later the lab.
> You can interview me now and I would be able to join you only 20 days
> later, by Sept.15 definitely.
> I would send my resume to anybody interested.
>
> Specifications:
> Can relocate anywhere in USA.
> Salary Expected: $85,000. We can give you a better offer if you agree
to
> employ me and my friend both.
> Will need 20 days leave in Jan 2002 to do CCEE.
> ------
>
> Natasha Flazynski
> CCNA, MCSE
> http://www.ciscobot.com
> My Cisco information site.
> http://www.botbuilders.com
> Artificial Intelligence and Linux development
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