**WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.**
If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it
immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is
pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on
your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on
disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes
the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms
your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on
your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch
any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your
phone auto dial to call only 0055 numbers. This virus
will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink
ALL your beer.
FOR GOD'S SAKE MAN, ARE YOU LISTENING?!!!!
It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you
are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo
with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while
dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back
and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.
It will cause you to run with scissors and throw
things in a way that is only fun until someone loses
an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing
all your active verbs to passive tense and
incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly
change the interpretations of key sentences. If the
"Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98
environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and
leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to
a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden
tags from your mattresses and pillows,it will also
refill your skim milk with whole milk.
**WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.**
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20
seconds you'll fart so hard that your right leg will
spasm, shoot straight out in front of you,sending
sparks, that will ignite onto the person nearest you.
In case you are a blonde, this is a joke.
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