God finally had it. He decided to end the world. fire and brimstone,
pestilence and famine.

But before he pulls the switch, he decides to tell the three most important
people on earth of the impending destruction, so that they in turn can
prepare the people of earth for the end. So he does, and shortly afterwards,
the following things take place.

The premier of China calls his top advisors together and tells them
"Comrades, I have some bad news and some more bad news. The bad news is that
there is a god, and we were wrong. the more bad news is that he's destroying
the world tomorrow."

The president of the United States calls his top advisors together and tells
them "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that as a
religious nation, our faith has been validated. The bad news is we won't
live to gloat."

John Chambers calls his board of directors together and tells them "I have
some good news and some more good news. The good news is that God has
recognized that I'm one of the three most important people in the world. the
other good news is that we no longer have to provide free bug fixes for our
products."




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