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""c1sc0k1d"" wrote in message [EMAIL PROTECTED]">news:[EMAIL PROTECTED]... > I just took the lab in December and here are the tasks I had to do. I > totally screwed up task 4 and 10. I can't guarantee you'll have the same > tasks but you never know. I would make sure you can perform these anyway. > Good Luck! > > ---------------CCIE One Day Lab---------------------- > > 1. Describe the history of the papacy from its origin to the present > day, concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, > political, economic, religious, and philosophical impact on Europe, > Asia, America, and Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific. > > 2. You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a > bottle of Jack Daniels. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your > work has been inspected. You have 10 minutes. > > 3. 2500 riot-crazed aborigines are storming the room. Calm them. You > may use any ancient language except Latin or Greek. > > 4. Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture > if this form of life had developed 500 million years earlier, with > special attention to its probable effect on the English Parliamentary > System. Prove your thesis. > > 5. Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with flute and > drum. You will find a piano under your chair. > > 6. Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional > stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustrations of each of > the following: > > a. Alexander of Aphrodisias > b. Ramses II > c. Gregory of Nicea > d. Iammurati > > Support your evaluation with quotations from each man's work, making > appropriate references. It is not necessary to translate. > > 7. Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the end of > the world. Construct an experiment to test your theory. > > 8. Define management. Define Science. How do they relate? Why? > Create a generalized algorithm to optimize all managerial decisions. > Assuming an IBM 3270 with 257 Radio Shack and Panasonic terminals and > each terminal to activate your algorithm. Design the communications > interface and all the necessary control programs. > > 9. The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been placed in a > box on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual printed in > Swahili. In 5 minutes, a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the > room. Take whatever action you feel appropriate. Be prepared to > justify your decision. > > 10. There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start WWIII. > Report at length on its socio-political effects, if any. > > 11. Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity of your > position. > > 12. Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an evaluation > of the impact of the development of mathematics on science. > > 13. Sketch the development of human thought. Estimate its > significance. Compare this with the development of any other kind of > thought. > > > Extra Credit: > > Define the universe. Give three examples. Message Posted at: http://www.groupstudy.com/form/read.php?f=7&i=31641&t=31641 -------------------------------------------------- FAQ, list archives, and subscription info: http://www.groupstudy.com/list/cisco.html Report misconduct and Nondisclosure violations to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
