Nice job, Richard T, I'm with you...
I've been on several cruises myself, and what you say is definitely true (not sure about the ending, though). I might prefer another cruiseline than Princess - I've been on Carnival and Royal Caribbean, and definitely prefer the latter. Peter H. --- In [email protected], Richard Troxel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > There will be no nursing home in my future... > > When I get old and feeble, I am going to get on a Princess Cruise Ship. > The average cost for a nursing home is $200 per day! I have checked on > reservations at Princess and I can get a long-term discount and senior > discount price of $135 per day. That leaves $65 a day for: > > * Gratuities which will only be $10 per day. > * I will have as many as 10 meals a day, if I can waddle to the > restaurant, or I can have room service (which means I can have > breakfast in bed every day of the week). > * Princess has as many as three swimming pools, a workout room, free > washers and dryers, and shows every night of the week. > * They have free toothpaste, razors and free soap and shampoo. > * They will even treat you like a customer, not a patient. An extra > $5 worth of tips will have the entire staff scrambling to help you. > * I will get to meet new people every seven or fourteen days. > * T.V. broken? Light bulb need changing? Need to have the mattress > replaced? No Problem! They will fix everything and apologize for > your inconvenience. > * Clean sheets and towels every day, and you don't even have to ask > for them. > * If you fall in the nursing home and break a hip you are Medicare. > If you fall and break a hip on the Princess ship they will upgrade > you to a suite for the rest of your life. > > Now hold on for the best! > > * Do you want to see South America, the Panama Canal, Tahiti, > Australia, New Zealand, Asia or name where you want to go? > Princess will have a ship ready to go. > > So, don't look for me in a nursing home, just call shore to ship. > > P.S. And don't forget, when you die, the just dump you over the side at > no charge! :o) ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Give the gift of life to a sick child. Support St. Jude Children's Research Hospital's 'Thanks & Giving.' http://us.click.yahoo.com/3iazvD/6WnJAA/xGEGAA/8zSolB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> New! Sign up for local CML support group meetings in your local community at http://cml.meetup.com Apply for Commercial Real Estate loans online and submit your deal to dozens of hungry lenders in just minutes. Loan programs for all types of business and commercial real estate. Apply anytime at http://realestatezoo.com CML (Chronic Myelogenous Leukemia Support List) --------------------------------- Part Of CMLHope.Com An International Community Of CML Patients For more information: http://cmlhope.com Post Message: [email protected] Subscribe: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Unsubscribe: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Change To No Mail/Web: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Change To Digest: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Change To Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] List Help: [EMAIL PROTECTED] CML Group Web Site http://groups.yahoo.com/group/CML Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/CML/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
