Tach! Was man alles *nicht* in der US Army tun darf:
<http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html> Sch�n da� die Amis wenigstens einen Soldaten Schwejk haben, auch wenn der Schwartz heisst... Da sind echte Juwelen dabei, z.B.: # I may not use public masturbation as a tool to demonstrate a flaw in a command decision. # Must not start any SITREP (Situation Report) with "I recently had an experience I just had to write you about...." # Two drink limit does not mean first and last. # Two drink limit does not mean two kinds of drinks. # Two drink limit does not mean the drinks can be as large as I like. # �No Drinking Of Alcoholic Beverages� does not imply that a Jack Daniel�s � IV is acceptable. Enjoy, Bernd This email is confidential, and now that you have read it you are legally obliged to shoot yourself. Or shoot a lawyer, if you prefer. If you have received this email in error, place it in its original wrapping and return for a full refund. By opening this email, you accept that Elvis lives. _______________________________________________ Coffeehouse Mailingliste, Postings senden an: [EMAIL PROTECTED] An-/Abmeldung und Suchfunktion unter: http://www.glengamoi.com/mailman/listinfo/coffeehouse
