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Sometimes it doesn't pay to save a few dollars!
What you may get when u fly cheap airlines .....
Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain (mr chin
chye lai) welcoming you on board..... I apologise if I cannot see
you...can see nothing from my cockit anyway, lights not working....
We apologise for the delay in taking off, some minor problem, just
replace the engine, new engine cannibalised from the aircraft that
decided to take a swim in the south china sea...
This is flight 126 from Senaisini to New Delhi. Landing in Delhi is
not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in the region. And if
luck is on our side, we may even be landing on your village!
Standards are such that even the terrorists are afraid to fly with
us!
It is with pleasure that I announce that starting this year over 50
of our passengers have reached their destination. For the ones that
don't quite make it, our staff have all the requisite experience for
consoling the next-of-kin. Our stewardess, Anjali, will be happy to
brief you on our out-of-court settlement policies.
If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can
arrange to turn them off. To make your free fall to earth pleasant
and memorable, we serve complimentary samosas and lassi. For our not-
so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you
find out if there really is a God.
We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie ("Hands off my
chutney") will not be shown, as we forgot to record it from the
television. But for our movie buffs, we will be flying alongside
Singapore Airlines, where their movie will be visible from the right
side of the cabin window.
We regret to advise that smoking is prohibited on this flight. Any
smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the
engines telling us to slow down. Life jackets are positioned under
your seats and free bathing costumes are made available to the
Aunties and swimming shorts to the Uncles.......it is likely that you
will need
them later.
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take off
and fasten your belt. For those of you who can't find a seat belt,
kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. For those of you
who don't have a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with our
stewardess,Anjali, who will explain how to fasten yourself to your
suitcase.
otherwise suka lu lah....
If I don't see you again, enjoy your flight with Air chinchye. Thank
you
Bernd
"Perl is designed to give you several ways to do anything, so
consider picking the
most readable one."
* In the perl man page
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