A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. At the
end of the bar is a large barrel of money.
Out of curiosity, he asks the bartender what it's for.
The bartender says it's the prize for a contest.
"What do you have to do?" he asks.
"Three things," the bartender replies.
"First, you have to knock out our largest bouncer with one punch.
Second, our guard dog out back is a pit-bull with a bad tooth.
You have to pull it out.
And third, upstairs is a 300 pound woman who hasn't been laid in years,
and you have to satisfy her."
"Wow!" the man replies. "Well, I'm going to try it!"
He gets up from his chair, and runs at the large bouncer,
jumping into the air and landing an elbow in his face.
The bouncer falls back, hitting his head off the wall, and
lands unconscious. "Pretty good!" says the bartender.
The man then goes outside.
>From inside the bar, people hear loud growling, yelling and
struggling noises from out back.
Finally, after 20 minutes, the man re-enters the bar bruised,
bloodied, and with torn clothes.
"Alright," he gasps. "now where's the 300 pound woman
with the bad tooth?"
