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Cantina virtual de los COLombianos en el EXTerior
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>
> LYING DOESN'T GET YOU ANYWHERE:
>
> At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking
> Organic Chemistry.
>
> They had done so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs,
> etc., that each had an "A" so far for the semester.
>
> These four friends were so confident, the weekend before
> finals, they decided to go to University of Virginia and party with some
> friends up there. They had a great time -- however, after all the
> hardy-partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke
> until early
> Monday morning.
>
> Rather than taking the final then, they decided to find their
> professor after the final and explain to him why they missed it. They
> explained that they had gone to UVA for the weekend with the plan to come
> to
> study, but, unfortunately, they had a flat tire on the way back, didn't
> have a spare, and couldn't get help for a long time. As a result, they
> missed
> the final.
>
> The professor thought it over and then agreed they could make
> up the final the following day. The guys were elated and relieved.
>
> They studied that night and went in the next day at the time the
> professor had told them. He placed them each in separate rooms, handed
> each one a test booklet, and told them to begin. They looked at the first
> problem, worth 5 points. It was something simple about free radical
> formation.
> "Cool," they thought simultaneously, each in his separate room, "this is
> going to be easy." Each finished the problem and then turned the page.
>
> On the second page was written: (For 95 points): ?Which tire?
>
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