On Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:01:47 +1100 Dale Maggee <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Tig wrote: > > Ok I will bite :) > > > > Q: Why did OM cross the road? > > A: To get to another toolkit :) > > > > Q: How many OM devs does it take to change a lightbulb? > > A: Well first we need to abandon the old lightbulb holder because > > at a later date we may not be able to plug a floodlight in, bring > > in a new lightbulb holder and adapt it to multiple floodlights, > > meanwhile the engineering team has realized that this will only run > > green floodlights and has started rewiring the whole house.. :) > > The burnt out lightbulb is due to be fixed at a later date :) > > > > Please not this is not a cue for a thread on lightbulb analogies :) > > > > Q: What is the difference between a professional photographer and > > OM user? A: The OM user has to flash more often :) > > > > Q: Why did the OM newbie log onto #openmoko? > > A: Because they had not read: > > a) the wiki > > and > > b) the topic > > > > As then they would know you slide your finder up on the > > keyboard to get the numbers to enter your sim pin. > > > > I will be here all week, try the salad :) > > > > Regards (apologies for posting via gmane moving e-mail around) > > > > > > > Hehe, love the lightbulb one! > > Q: What's the difference between an iphone and a freerunner? > A: One works but takes away your freedom, the other is free but needs > your work > > Knock, Knock > Who's There? > A Neo User > A Neo User > > Q: What did the Neo say to the insomniac? > A: At least when you go to sleep you know you'll wake up! > > Ancient chinese proverb: "Neo owner is man carrying wall charger" > > And I've saved my favorite for last: > > Q: What's the difference between a brick and a freerunner? > A: A brick isn't designed to make phone calls. > > ;) > > -Dale > > (All in good fun) Maybe these should appear on the splash screen of the Neos solar.george
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