Hi Everyone,

My friend Marjory Wildcraft has this good joke and a the desire to develop a resource - you might want to try this too!

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Here is a funny joke, and then I'll tell you why I am joking around.


"Have you ever seen a ten dollar bill all crumpled up?"  asked the wife.

"No," the husband said.

She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled ten dollar bill.

"Have you ever seen a hundred dollar bill all crumpled up?" she asked.

"No," the husband said.

She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled hundred dollar bill.

"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 50,000 dollars all crumpled up?"

"No," the husband said, intrigued and somewhat excited.

"Well, go and take a quick look in the garage."

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I've never been a good joke person. I have a difficult time remembering them, and seem to mess up the punch line all the time. But do you remember the interview I did with Cuban economic collapse survivor Rita Ojeda I did a while ago? I was so inspired by Rita's attitude about keeping everyone's spirits up, I've decided to learn at least five good jokes - and practice telling them so I can do it well.

If you missed that interview, you can see it here:

http://www.growyourowngroceries.org/economic-collapse-survivor-gives-advice-to-americans-preppers/ <https://wdf87122.infusionsoft.com/app/linkClick/3803/4e5dbe406c7782b8/3198471/1d54073d9653a750>

So the above joke is my first one! If you've got a good joke to share, please let me know about it at www.GrowYourOwnGroceries.org

Cheers,

Marjory Wildcraft



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