Original Sender : "DasaMan" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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> Top 15 things likely to be overheard if
> you had a Klingon Programmer:
>
> 15) "My code just dumped Stova Core!"
> 14) "Your code is weak and without honor!"
> 13) "Today is a good day to decompile!"
> 12) "Specifications are for the weak and timid!"
> 11) "This machine is a piece of GAGH! I
> need dual Pentium processors if I am to
> do battle with this code!"
> 10) "You cannot really appreciate
> Dilbert unless you've read it in the
> original Klingon."
> 9) "Indentation?! - I will show you how
> to indent when I indent your skull!"
> 8) "What is this talk of 'release'?
> Klingons do not make software
> 'releases'. Our software 'escapes'
> leaving a bloody trail of designers
> quality assurance people in its wake."
> 7) "Klingon function calls do not have
> 'parameters' - they have 'arguments' -
> and they ALWAYS WIN THEM."
> 6) "Debugging? Klingons do not debug.
> Our software does not coddle the weak."
> 5) "I have challenged the entire quality
> assurance team to a Bat-Leth contest.
> They will not concern us again."
> 4) "A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not
> comment his code!"
> 3) "By filing this bug report you have
> challenged the honor of my family.
> PREPARE TO DIE!"
> 2) "You question the worthiness of my
> code? I should kill you where you
> stand!"
> 1) "Our users will know fear and cower
> before our software! Ship it! Ship it
> and let them flee like the dogs they
> are!"
>
> TOP 10 THINGS LIKELY TO BE HEARD FROM YOUR KLINGON
> QA ENGINEER
>
> 10) "Our battle-scarred lab will SHRED your
> arrogant code, and we will celebrate afterwards
> with blood wine!"
> 9) "Feel your heart beating. Scent your prey.
> Remember your hunter ancestors, who would stop at
> nothing to replicate an elusive bug...."
> 8) "This gaagh-riddled code is without honor!"
> 7) "A true Klingon warrior does NOT write code
> with access violations! Prepare to die."
> 6) "You boast, but I will destroy your code to
> avenge my mother, who died closing an SPR."
> 5) "You worthless _targs_ couldn't fix that in a
> thousand years!"
> 4) "You cowards dare to challenge ME? That module
> disintegrated well BEFORE I picked up my bat-
> leth!"
> 3) "Tomorrow is the code freeze. It will be a good
> day to die."
> 2) "My father and his father before him served the
> Empire by battling every version of this mangy UI;
> therefore, I will draw my own blood rather than
> let this one go to beta!"
> 1) "On the home world, we assassinate programmers
> for code like yours!"
>
>(Thanks Bruce Davis, Mart M., Oliver Xymoron, Debbie Blicher
>and Michael Fessler)
Dasa - ICQ: 10195313
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
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