LOL!! I belive you forgot:
printf("Welcome to Windows 2000 install");
printf("Setup has detected a very large virus on");
printf("your hard driver called 'Linux'");
printf("Press 1 to erase 'Linux'");
printf("Press 2 to remove 'Linux'");
printf("Press 3 to make more room for Windows 2000");
Bill
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Daniel Hammer [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Thursday, June 08, 2000 5:16 AM
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Cc: Guillaume Cottenceau; Chmouel Boudjnah; Pixel;
> [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject: [Cooker]
>
>
> BS''D
>
> ... since our lovely M$ looks not good in the last days they
> feel forced
> to publish finally the source code to Windows 2000. Billy
> said yesterday
> that he wishes that this code should be compiled, if
> possible, as a kernel
> module for kernel version 2.4 in the new Mandrake distro.
> :-)
>
> /* Source Code to Windows 2000 */
>
> #include "win31.h"
> #include "win95.h"
> #include "win98.h"
> #include "workst~1.h"
> #include "evenmore.h"
> #include "oldstuff.h"
> #include "billrulz.h"
> #include "monopoly.h"
> #define INSTALL = HARD
>
> char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
> void main()
> {
> while(!CRASHED)
> {
> display_copyright_message();
> display_bill_rules_message();
> do_nothing_loop();
> if (first_time_installation)
> {
> make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
> do_nothing_loop();
> totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
> search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
> make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
> disable_Netscape();
> disable_RealPlayer();
> disable_Lotus_Products();
> hang_system();
> }
>
> write_something(anything);
> display_copyright_message();
> do_nothing_loop();
> do_some_stuff();
>
> if (still_not_crashed)
> {
> display_copyright_message();
> do_nothing_loop();
> basically_run_windows_3.1();
> do_nothing_loop();
> do_nothing_loop();
> }
> }
>
> if (detect_cache())
> disable_cache();
>
> if (fast_cpu())
> {
> set_wait_states(lots);
> set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
> set_mouse(action, jumpy);
> set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
> }
>
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
> /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
> printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
>
> if (system_ok())
> crash(to_dos_prompt)
> else
> system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
>
> while(something)
> {
> sleep(5);
> get_user_input();
> sleep(5);
> act_on_user_input();
> sleep(5);
> }
> create_general_protection_fault();
> }
>
>
