[No, it is not mine. Could not resist to repost] (sung to the theme song of the Beverly HillBillies) This is a story 'bout a man named Jon a poor pastor just trying to keep his computer on then one day he was compilin' his kernel and everything chrashed with a awful turmoil Dead it was, error messages galore He fiddled and prodded for many hours turned often to the Mandrake group powers they helped and gave him the info he needed now he is so close he has almost suceeded but he still has no modem and the post from windows bluuuuuueeeeesssss