Going through things as they are, I've managed to (kind of) track the problem down to play (/usr/bin/play). It simply refuses to play anything at all. Attatched, you'll find an output of processes (those that it STILL thinks it's trying to play).
Keep in mind, sound is an IMPORTANT factor in any computing experience. To limit the services like Drake has done is more than enough to drive someone BACK to Micro$oft, or to some other OS, where at least the basic functions work without problems. I'd appreciate it if whatever was done with sound was reversed, or at best someone trying to tell me HOW to get this working..
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S 17:35 0:24 kdeinit: klipper wolf 24460 0.0 0.9 23276 11480 ? S 17:35 0:00 kdeinit: kwrited wolf 24462 1.2 1.1 23876 13004 ? S 17:35 3:06 kdeinit: kmix -se wolf 24478 0.0 0.8 22376 10204 ? S 17:35 0:00 kalarmd -session wolf 24486 0.6 1.3 77324 15548 ? S 17:36 1:37 wine --debugmsg - wolf 24488 1.3 0.0 2604 904 ? S 17:36 3:25 wineserver wolf 24497 0.0 1.3 77324 15548 ? S 17:36 0:00 wine --debugmsg - wolf 24498 0.0 1.3 77324 15548 ? S 17:36 0:02 wine --debugmsg - wolf 24499 0.0 1.3 77324 15548 ? S 17:36 0:00 wine --debugmsg - wolf 24500 0.0 1.3 77324 15548 ? S 17:36 0:00 wine --debugmsg - wolf 24501 0.0 1.3 77324 15548 ? S 17:36 0:06 wine --debugmsg - wolf 24503 0.0 1.3 77324 15548 ? S 17:36 0:00 wine --debugmsg - wolf 24504 0.0 1.3 77324 15548 ? S 17:36 0:08 wine --debugmsg - wolf 24505 0.0 1.3 77324 15548 ? S 17:36 0:05 wine --debugmsg - wolf 24506 0.0 1.3 77324 15548 ? S 17:36 0:00 wine --debugmsg - wolf 24529 0.0 0.7 20852 8248 ? 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S 18:12 0:00 kdeinit: kio_smtp wolf 25362 0.0 0.1 2404 1248 pts/1 S 18:14 0:00 /bin/sh /usr/bin/ wolf 25365 0.0 0.0 2848 624 pts/1 S 18:14 0:00 sox /home/wolf/tf wolf 25406 0.0 0.7 20856 8248 ? S 18:16 0:00 kdeinit: kio_pop3 wolf 25422 0.0 0.1 2396 1240 ? S 18:16 0:00 /bin/sh /usr/bin/ wolf 25425 0.0 0.0 2848 636 ? S 18:16 0:00 sox /home/wolf/pu wolf 25428 0.0 0.1 2404 1248 pts/1 S 18:16 0:00 /bin/sh /usr/bin/ wolf 25431 0.0 0.0 2848 624 pts/1 S 18:16 0:00 sox /home/wolf/tf wolf 25479 0.0 0.7 20852 8248 ? S 18:21 0:00 kdeinit: kio_pop3 wolf 25487 0.0 0.1 2396 1240 ? S 18:21 0:00 /bin/sh /usr/bin/ wolf 25490 0.0 0.0 2848 636 ? S 18:21 0:00 sox /home/wolf/pu wolf 25517 0.0 0.1 2404 1248 pts/1 S 18:24 0:00 /bin/sh /usr/bin/ wolf 25520 0.0 0.0 2848 624 pts/1 S 18:24 0:00 sox /home/wolf/tf wolf 25712 0.0 0.1 3196 2136 pts/4 S 18:35 0:00 /bin/bash wolf 25885 0.0 0.7 20852 8248 ? S 18:46 0:00 kdeinit: kio_pop3 wolf 25892 0.0 0.1 2396 1240 ? 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