SANTA and the FAA ! On christmas eve Santa had just come up a chimney and saw a man standing next to his sleigh. He asked the man who he was and the man said I am Mr Smith from the FAA and I am here to give you a check ride. Santa said you have to be kidding, I have been flying for over a thousand years , never had an accident and never was late. And you want to give me a check ride ! Why I don't even have a pilots licence. Well Santa he said we will waive the Commercial Licence but I have to give you a check ride. OK said Santa go for it. So the got in the sled and Santa shouted Off Dancer & Prancer, Donner, & Blitzen. Just then as they cleared the roof top , Mr Smith pulled out a 44 Mag and Shot Dancer in the head, killing him instantly. Santa Shouted what in hell are you doing ! Mr Smith replyed, V1 Cut, Part of a check ride you know !
Dyno Don N72DS Merry Christams from frigid Michigan...
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