Back when it was just becoming cool to be politically correct, Johnny Carson wanted to tell a joke. The network had told him that he could no longer do so, that ethnic background had no place in the media. Johnny told the joke anyway. He started with There was this stupid dull boring person..... So, A stupid dull boring person, a person with dark skin, long hair with feathers in it, and someone with a big nose, black hair, and dark features walked into a bar. Carry on!
Mi Vida Loca wrote: > Once upon a time… > > Three guys walked into this politically correct bar, one was a ……… Damn > can't say that, there might be an Eskimo of Irish, Greek, Estonian > extraction who has chronic bad breath and hemorrhoids in the group > > OK,,,, make that 2 guys walk into this politically correct bar, one was > a ……. Nope can't do it that way either. Someone who has excessive flatus > and is of Russian, Argentinean and Hawaiian extraction with an allergy > to moose meat might get offended too. > > All right,,, this guy walks into this politically correct bar by > himself, he's a …………. Nope someone will still get pissed off about this > one too! > > Alright..... no one walked into this politically correct bar, it was empty, no > patrons, no bartender, not even any furniture, (making furniture > involves using materials that either cause pollution or resulted in > ecological problems,,,, and that could possibly start a conflict with > someone in the group) It had nothing but bottled water (glass not > plastic) on the shelves,,,,,,,, > > I know this isn't a very funny joke but it was the best one I could > find, I don't think there is any thing here that could possibly piss > even the most humor impaired person in this group. > > I guess this is where we're headed in this politically correct world,,,, > humorless and unimaginative. In my medical opinion I feel that there > are members of this group that are in desperate need of a humor > suppository. I recommend they receive their humor therapy in a > suppository form only because they are so anal retentive that if it can > be passed by their overly restrictive sphincters it is the only way the > treatment could possibly be retained. > > Get a grip folks,,,,, don't take the messages you receive from this > group so seriously,,,, and don't worry so much if someone gets off the > "topic" occasionally. The world won't end if that happens and it is > probably doubtful anyone will develop Post Traumatic Stress Disorder > from reading an "offensive" joke. > > Just to get things straight I'm a Texan, so lets not have any jokes > about UT installing Astro turf so the cheerleaders won't graze during > the game, no Aggie jokes, no making fun of Bubba , Billy Bob or Willie > Nelson, no slanderous comments about Pick-up's, no Alamo jokes,,,,,,,,, ;-)
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