Leslie, MAD magazine once had a feature called "Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions". The format was something like this:
"Who owns the airplane?" "The Guatamalan Airforce - who do you think owns it, you clod!" Anyway, that's the format. I'm sure you can create much better ones. Artie Langston [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.bassace.com
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