A few great lies : • I'm from the FAA and I'm here to help you. • Me? I've never busted minimums. • I have no interest in flying for the airlines. • I fixed it right the first time, it must have failed for other reasons. • All that turbulence spoiled my landing. • I'm a member of the mile high club. ( In a 'Coupe ? ) • I only need glasses for reading. • I broke out right at minimums. • Don't worry about the weight and balance -- it'll fly. • If we get a little lower I think we'll see the lights. • We shipped the part yesterday. • All you have to do is follow the book. • This plane outperforms the book by 20 percent. . • Oh sure, no problem, I've got over 2000 hours in that aircraft. • No need to look that up, I've got it all memorized. • Sure I can fly it -- it has wings, doesn't it? • I'm always glad to see the FAA. • It just came out of annual -- how could anything be wrong? • I've got the field in sight. • I've got the traffic in sight. • Of course I know where we are.
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