A large two engined train was crossing America. After they had
gone some distance one of the engines broke down. "No
problem," the engineer thought, and carried on at half power.
Farther on down the line, the other engine broke down, and the
train came to a standstill.
The engineer decided he should inform the passengers about
why the train had stopped, and made the following
announcement:
"Ladies and gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad
news. The bad news is that both engines have failed, and we
will be stuck here for some time. The good news is that you
decided to take the train and not fly."
Dave
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