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<A HREF="aol://5863:126/alt.conspiracy:477446">The Republic of Oz: The Show
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Subject: The Republic of Oz: The Show Must Go On
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Max Kennedy)
Date: Mon, Jan 11, 1999 5:59 AM
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It Sucks
The Great Blowjob in the Sky Scandal
I’ve followed the assorted scandals of the last eight or so years very
closely.
The last time I checked, I had 20,000+ posts, almost all of them crossposted
to
alt.conspiracy and alt.current-events.clinton.whitewater. Some of these
posts
may have been cleaned out of Dejanews archives since they were made.
Having been too deeply involved in the Conspiracy Theory world, I now know its
all bullshit. If I had any doubts, it was confirmed by the Great Blowjob in
the Sky scandal.
This post will continue to grow, like a huge cock in the sky, as I flesh out
the
details. I originally wrote this as one long post, but decided instead to
slowly increase the size of it as this naked circus continues. I only hope
Lewinsky is personally interviewed by all 100 Senators, then it may get very
large indeed.
Colby
Colby was one of my first attempts to post an *original* conspiracy theory.
It
was largely a sarcastic piece entitled Tip-a-canoe and Colby too. It worked.
I also was giving information to Jim Quinn and getting replies as he asked
questions to Christopher Ruddy about Colby’s death on the air and in *real
time*. Quinn runs the most popular talkshow in Pittsburgh, and Ruddy works
for the Pittsburgh-Tribune and Scaife. Ruddy seemed surprised to be
interviewed about it, but mentioned Quinn in his article he later wrote about
Colby's death. Quinn never attributes his listeners even if he reads an
entire
(script) word for word.
http://www.warroom.com/index.stm
http://www.newsmax.com/
http://www.ruddynews.com/
http://www.triblive.com/ruddy/foster.html
This is the first time I had doubts about what I read from reporters like
Christopher Ruddy. I won't bore you with pages of similar incidents right
now.
We have many weeks yet to go!
Was it really what they had discovered, or were they just coming up with facts
supporting what people already were predisposed to believe? I don’t know if
anyone else was wrong, but I do detect cookie crumbs on my fingertips as I
write
this, and I also note there are no cookies left in the cookie jar.
Ron Brown went down. It was suspicious. Ron Brown was heavily into DNC
financing and was under investigation,. It was a conspiracy theory that was
bound to take off. I threw my hat in, and so did many other people.
The conspiracies continued. Boorda offed himself, I made the rounds with a
conspiracy theory.
Hillary Clinton was caught trying to talk to Eleanor Roosevelt with the help
of
Jean Houston. It was a good excuse to talk about dancing and trance states,
LSD, and "mystery schools". Jean Houston’s husband threatened to sue me if I
kept it up. It died out on its own, else I would have gone down in a mire of
personal glory and lawsuits. However, I was wrong for any pain I caused. I
didn’t use to care.
TWA800 was a hotplate pretending to be a cookie jar.. It was the third
interesting plane crash in as many months. Since I was still unsure how much
of my conspiracy theorizing was "real" or "prophecy", and how much of it was
simply being confirmed by (someone) polling opinions on the internet and
reporting facts to support useful opinions found, I decided to get in on the
ground floor on TWA800 and start creating.
http://www.iglou.com/homepages/mkennedy/twa2.html
I went through the passenger list with a fine tooth comb. Out of all the
passengers on the list, the odds of someone interesting being on that plane
for
a conspiracy theory were pretty good. Charles Betty was my candidate as an
engineer for the Aegis ‘missile’ system. It tied into the current missile
theories, although a standard missile is a "little" large.
http://www.iglou.com/homepages/mkennedy/twa2.html
It worked. I saw the Aegis theory take root. It even made it into a book,
the downing of TWA800, but by that time Charles Beatty had been filed off of
the
original theory. No matter, by this time George Magazine in their 1996
December issue had mentioned me as one of the ‘more reasonable
conspiracy theorists’ in connection with TWA800. Someone working for George
Magazine is pretty astute. Of course I’m reasonable about what I am selling.
I recall the magazine had a big cover of an angel with strap ons, with the
words, What Does America Believe? The challenge had been laid.
http://www.iglou.com/homepages/mkennedy/george.html
At this point I still didn’t want to believe that we had, as one poster on the
internet noted at the time, a feedback loop. It is now clear to me we did.
I’m not saying there isn’t a lot of examples of government officials being
wrong. That doesn’t make a theory true, but it does help make it appear to
be...
Jim McDougal died. I was there with a conspiracy theory. This time I
concentrated on faxes, and faxed my conspiracy theory to many news
organizations. I was not disappointed to soon see modified versions
of those conspiracy theories make the rounds. I’ve seen the results of the
investigation. In the words of Orlin Grabbe about Colby’s death, McDougal
was
a sick man, and it isn’t surprising he died. If anyone is to blame, it is
Starr for dragging his feet, almost like he was waiting for McDougal to die...
The scandals come to a head.
The great blowjob in the sky emerges.
I never liked the Lewinsky scandal, although I must confess when Willey came
forward with a similar scandal, the corpse of Ed Willey was too much to pass
up.
You learn quickly that you should always run with the corpse for a touchdown
in
the conspiracy theory world. Yes, I was pretty cynical at this point.
The Lewinsky scandal continued and it continued to look more and more phony to
me, like a method to end the conspiracy circus the Republicans locked
themselves
into because the allegations were not returning the proof needed to satisfy
the
promises.
I felt bad. The world was being asked to condemn a man with charges based
on
sex and entrapment, and even at that, to condemn him not based on those
charges,
but more on speculation I had more than a goodly hand it. I sat the rest of
the year out and thought about it. Had an affair, took up smoking pot
again,
and fell in love.
Out of those three, I’d say the love was what did it. When you love someone,
you recognize love more clearly. These charges against Clinton are wrong.
The allegations against Clinton are mostly smoke and mirrors fueled by polling
the on-line world (monitering posts) and then reporting facts to support
‘useful’ opinions, leading to further speculation online. What Clinton is
actually impeached for is a sex scandal of the type favored by vice cops and
based on entrapment over a victimless crime.
Its been a mountain of bullshit cumulating in a blowjob in the sky. The
George
Magazine cover has it best when it said "What Does America Believe".
Whatever
America wants to believe, this one tastes nasty. Its a castration scandal
for
the nation if you believe it.
I’m sorry I ever dabbled in conspiracy theories. I just wanted to change the
world in a nonviolent fashion, but I’m a very bad wizard, this is all way too
much work to sustain, and I just want to go home. In fact, I’m beginning to
feel like Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz, castrated by a "sex is evil" scandal
and about to wake up as a girl. Therefore, I am making a quick exit, stage
middle.
I doubt this theory will ever make the rounds, as it won’t be supported by the
same media machine the others sprouted from. Its far from a perfect post,
but
neither were any of the others that did make the rounds. Pass it along if
you
wish, but as for me, I’m resigning effective now and waking up so I can watch
the real show and snicker (write about it) as a man. Oz is a dreamland of the
90s.
There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home, there’s no place like
home.
(click)
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Subject: The Republic of Oz I
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Max Kennedy)
Date: Mon, Jan 11, 1999 11:04 PM
Message-id: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>It worked. I saw the Aegis theory take root. It even made it into a book,
>the downing of TWA800,
Actually, the title of the book itself is from a post in the mailing list I
was
using at the time to push the scandal in the first few weeks of the crash.
(it came via Whitley it appears). With TWA800 it was much more effective to
email things to 30 or so people who were very active participants in the
online
world. I used (almost) none of the people I usually mailed things to. It
was
a completely new test.
This made it unobvious to any would be media watchers whether it was real
public
sentiment they were seeing. After polling for public opinion online, facts
were spread in newspapers to support and guide that opinion into the proper
direction. Again and Again and Again. I was always amazed at how prophetic
I
appeared to be.. I'm not the only one that experienced this feeling...
It also didn't help that Mr. R was mailing Christopher Ruddy (once again) and
(once again) a newspaper article appeared to support the opinion. In a
topsy-turvy world like Oz, opinions appear before the facts they are based
on...
I was hoping there was something there. I am equally glad, however, to
actually *know* something about the inner workings of the fictional news
industry.
Not that TWA800 matters much now. After all, not one of these theories or
scandals that have been spread about in the last 8 years is what Clinton is
actually on trial in the Senate for. Clinton is on trial for a sex scandal,
and none of this, justly, has any bearing on it.
The unjust will continue trying to convict Clinton in the press on matters
unrelated to the actual impeachment articles.
Max Kennedy
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