-Caveat Lector- Brian Redman wrote: > (CNNS, 12/05/98) -- Sherman Skolnick III, grandson of > Chicago-area researcher Sherman Skolnick, has issued a press > release in which the 7-year-old investigator insists that there > is no Santa Claus. "It's all a plot by adults. They are all > lying to us. There is no Santa Claus," said the young Skolnick. This is propaganda from the same labs that suggested the Easter Bunny isn't real. Santa continues to bring me toys and partake of the snacks I leave for him. I propose an alternate conspiracy theory. This message was sent from Santa Claus, who is sick and tired of bringing children gifts. Proof comes from the name of the sender of the message, Brian "Redman," as in the fat red man who jettisons down the chimney with toys for all. Brian Redman is Santa Claus, and he's sick of bringing us gifts. -- [EMAIL PROTECTED] DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substance—not soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
