-Caveat Lector- -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Cc: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Date: Sunday, January 17, 1999 2:29 PM Subject: Re: [SC] Y2K bombs [was: SkeptiNews 990115a] >>The obvious solution is to force the Pentagon to improve its software >>and all other operations, by introducing competition - create two more >>Pentagons, or at least have three agencies for every DoD function, each >>agency competing with the others for quality/accuracy/economy/etc. It's >>this military monopoly that engenders all the Pentagon's dysfunctions. >>Apply antitrust law to every military/police/gov't entity in the world, >>and free-market forces would quickly optimize our public institutions. > >Request for Tender No. D99/0004 >IRAQI AIR STRIKES > >The federal government wishes to outsource its air strikes on Iraq. The exact >schedule of targets is detailed in the attached specification. The work is >to be carried out in accordance with the terms and conditions of the attached >"slaughtering services contract". > >Tenders close 4 February 1998. The winner shall be selected on the following >criteria : > >1) accuracy >2) level of desructiveness vs price (value for money) >3) ability to time attacks to divert people from Tricky dicky Willy Clinton's >latest sex scandal >4) Local industry involvement in the task. > >Your tender should include the following information: > >1) number of cruise missiles available >2) aircraft carriers and air wings available for deployment. >3) proposed plan to assassinate Saddam Hussein. >4) proposed methodology to prevent the media being at the marines first landing >point. >5)ability to con the Brits and others into sending a 3 or 4 fighters so it looks >multi-national >6) proposed emollient statement to use at the UN to explain why we ignored them >yet again. (Saying "We ignored you because the UN is a futile, impotent group >of morons" will be considered tactless) > >If you have any queries about the military nature of this project please telephone >Tricky Dicky Willy Clinton on 555-12345 > >If you have any qualms about the contract, or wish to ensure that the tender >is conducted fairly and openly, FOAD. > >Yours sincerely, > > >J R Nasty >for the Joint Chiefs of Staff >Department of Defence >hiefs of Staff >Department of Defence >Defence >D%0AIf you have any qualms about the contract%2C or wish to ensure that the tender is conducted fairly and openly%2C FOAD.%0D%0A%0D%0AYours sincerely%2C%0D%0A%0D%0A%0D%0AJ R Nasty%0D%0Afor the Joint Chiefs of Staff%0D%0ADepartment of Defence > >*** SkeptiChat: Ver. 0.98.09.27 *** depending on your needs, >email "subscribe skeptichat" or "unsubscribe skeptichat" or >"info skeptichat" or "help" to [EMAIL PROTECTED] > DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic screeds are not allowed. Substance—not soapboxing! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory', with its many half-truths, misdirections and outright frauds is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRL gives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credeence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://home.ease.lsoft.com/archives/CTRL.html http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
